Naughty chat lines
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To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use. I just want to build the anticipation I want you to be almost begging because you know how much you’ll like it and enjoy it so much mmore when I finally let you have it Her: ok..continue.. You gasp It makes you feel safe I put my other hand behind your head and grab a fistful of your hair. Still wearing your dress I slap your butt, playfully then squeeze it in my hand Her: you are so naughty.. Impatient finally, I lift up your dress and standing behind you, I slide inside of you you feel my hard cock gradually pushing into you, invading you you gasp your legs tremble a little and your knees buckle briefly I push all the way in until you can feel my hips pushing against your butt, pushing you forwards against the side of the sofa you feel completely full then I just wait. Letting you enjoy the feeling of me inside you good so far? Me: haha, you’re probably on the internet now buying a flight to London for tonight, so you can jump onto me 😛 Her: I think I’ll jump on you as soon as I get London 😉 Me: I certainly won’t stop you 😉 Ok, so where were we? you should know 😉 Me: I want you to say it Her: ok.. Me: So, after a while I start fucking you Slowly at first, in and out Letting you feel the sensation of me pushing into you, over and over again. Me: what are you thinking (in the story) Her: what I am thinking… Her: …I think.being a source of pleasure for you will give me the biggest pleasure…( not sure if I explained clear..) Me: I understand I like that So, you are bent over my sofa. So the upshot is that in order to pay that “naughty special” of R100 for the service, the caller has to be sharp enough to call back and get the banking details, and then pay up within three days.If not, they – or their parents, in the case of a minor – are traced and hit with a fat bill.These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too. I for one would instantly propose to the girl who came up and asked me 'How many camels can I buy you for? If for some reason a chat up line hasn't worked, please comment below and we'll either fix it or give you a brand new one totally free - that's the bona fide Hexjam guarantee. And then comes the harassment to pay up, followed by threats to charge the boy with fraud – for lying about being over-18 at the start of the call – and to play the recording of the conversation in court, and to seek a civil judgment against the parent for non-payment of the debt.The big issues in this scenario, aside from the moral ones, are: can parents be held liable for paying for a service obtained by a minor child, and would a court prosecute a minor for fraud under such circumstances?Ruth Langsford got in the festive spirit with her shimmering top by & Other Stories that has Christmas time written all over it.It's the perfect top to see you through all manner of festive occasions.